The creature so terrifying that not even Sauron would let it loose on Middle Earth.

What have you done to Sweetums!

What scientists fear will be unleashed from the icecaps when global warming melts takes hold.

Yor!

These are the favorite boots of Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)

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These boots make Jar Jar Binks instantly cooler.

It was announced these boots would appear in the sequel to Monsters vs Aliens, but it is unclear which side they will be on.

These boots are a good example of a Viking fashion revival.

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What happens when Professor Lupin only takes half of his Wolfsbane potion.

Official boots of Knismolagniacs, or people who get off on being tickled.

Known for his foot fetishes, when Quentin Tarantino first saw these boots he nearly died from dehydration.

In Africa, the saying goes, "In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and these boots can kill you, but only with these boots is death sure."

When Victor Frankenstein was asked to create these boots he said, "Do I look crazy to you?!"

In the late 1600s you were burned at the stake for wearing these boots.

Ironic Bonus: In the middle ages they were used as torture devices for being a witch.

A common game in Ancient Greece was to guess what mythological creature these boots were made from.

When Lewis Carroll saw these boots he said, "I can finally put a face to the Jabberwocky."

Anne Geddes was asked to add these boots to a photo shoot, but she was afraid for her models' lives.

At the end of the sixth day, God created these boots, looked at them, frowned, and decided that he really needed a rest.

Considered the least prejudicial boots in existence - they will eat anyone indiscriminate of age, race or gender.

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Much like the Avada Kedavra curse, the only way to defend against these boots is to get out of their way.

When the Time Traveler went to 802,701 A.D. he encountered the brutish Morlocks - the evolutionary descendants of these boots.