The creature so terrifying that not even Sauron would let it loose on Middle Earth.

What have you done to Sweetums!

What scientists fear will be unleashed from the icecaps when global warming melts takes hold.

Yor!

These are the favorite boots of Yor, the Hunter from the Future (1983)

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These boots make Jar Jar Binks instantly cooler.

It was announced these boots would appear in the sequel to Monsters vs Aliens, but it is unclear which side they will be on.

These boots are a good example of a Viking fashion revival.

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What happens when Professor Lupin only takes half of his Wolfsbane potion.

Official boots of Knismolagniacs, or people who get off on being tickled.

Known for his foot fetishes, when Quentin Tarantino first saw these boots he nearly died from dehydration.

In Africa, the saying goes, "In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and these boots can kill you, but only with these boots is death sure."

When Victor Frankenstein was asked to create these boots he said, "Do I look crazy to you?!"

In the late 1600s you were burned at the stake for wearing these boots.

Ironic Bonus: In the middle ages they were used as torture devices for being a witch.

A common game in Ancient Greece was to guess what mythological creature these boots were made from.

When Lewis Carroll saw these boots he said, "I can finally put a face to the Jabberwocky."

Anne Geddes was asked to add these boots to a photo shoot, but she was afraid for her models' lives.

At the end of the sixth day, God created these boots, looked at them, frowned, and decided that he really needed a rest.

Considered the least prejudicial boots in existence - they will eat anyone indiscriminate of age, race or gender.

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Much like the Avada Kedavra curse, the only way to defend against these boots is to get out of their way.

When the Time Traveler went to 802,701 A.D. he encountered the brutish Morlocks - the evolutionary descendants of these boots.

Why not a Limerick

There once was an ol' coot
Who wore these funny boots
Made of fur,
And they purr,
And cost a whole lot of loot.

The real "jump the shark" was when Fonzie started wearing these boots.

Very popular among Greek men where they are accessorized with chest hair.

Mississippi Leg Hound Boots

"Word of warning... if they do lay into you, it's best just to let them finish."

When George Clinton of the P-Funk was asked what he thought of the boots, he said, "Hey, man, they stole my hairdo."

Worn by Felipe Rose, the Indian of the Village People.

Cruella de Vil owns four pairs.

Upon seeing these boots, Ingrid E. Newkirk, President of PETA, declared, "I give up."

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Chewbacca wears these boots all the time, but you'd never know the difference.

Made with recycled Flintstones "vacuum cleaner" parts.

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The result when Ron Weasley botched his transfiguration spell.

Don't stare directly at the boots as they might see it as a sign of aggression.

"Roadkill", by Manolo Blahnik.

His trainer told Jimmy the Superfly Snuka, "You either wear these boots when you wrestle or you wear nothing at all."

Accessories include, among others, hairbrush, detangling shampoo, jesses, wolfsbane, and a flea collar.

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These boots made Hagrid cry.

The boots guaranteed to initiate a flight instinct.

Muskrat Love.

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What people don't realize is the Ewoks really rose up against the Empire because C3PO told them the Emperor wore these boots.

The other punishment to Adam and Eve for the whole apple incident.

The boot attributed with the extinction of the dodo bird.

Little known fact: Jane was not the first human Tarzan fell for, but his previous love was run off by his ape tribe when they saw her wearing these boots.

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What really escaped from the Chamber of Secrets.

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The boots Luke Skywalker made from the Tauntaun that saved his life on the frozen planet of Hoth.

Bonus: Skywalker tried to create a line of Tauntaun boots, but unfortunately they smell even worse on the inside.

The boots Lady Gaga wears with her meat dress because she believes in using the whole animal.

Warning: if you have any animal allergies putting on these boots will result in cardiac arrest.

The Abominable Snowman called and he wants his feet back.

Elton John's favorite boots to wear while vacationing in the Ozarks.

All animals were harmed in the making of these boots.

Comments already published on Gwen's Facebook page pertaining to these boots:

They finally found out what to do with the clipped end of Cocker Spaniel tails...Did you have too much fire water at the Indian Trading Post...I'm not sure if they are going to attack or fly away..This is what happens when you let Davy Crockett design footwear...You were supposed to put them on an ark, not use every animal to make boots.

A religious theme: those boots are definitely not kosher...can you feel the voodoo power in those boots from so many sacrificed animals...Buddha missed out on Nirvana just by looking at them...In the end Allah collected all animals too him which was made easy by wearing those boots...let's just hope its true that All Dogs Go To Heaven...