Wednesday, June 29, 2011

The other punishment to Adam and Eve for the whole apple incident.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

The boot attributed with the extinction of the dodo bird.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Little known fact: Jane was not the first human Tarzan fell for, but his previous love was run off by his ape tribe when they saw her wearing these boots.

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Star Wars Theme #1

The boots Luke Skywalker made from the Tauntaun that saved his life on the frozen planet of Hoth.

Bonus: Skywalker tried to create a line of Tauntaun boots, but unfortunately they smell even worse on the inside.

Friday, June 24, 2011

The boots Lady Gaga wears with her meat dress because she believes in using the whole animal.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Warning: if you have any animal allergies putting on these boots will result in cardiac arrest.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

The Abominable Snowman called and he wants his feet back.

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Elton John's favorite boots to wear while vacationing in the Ozarks.

Monday, June 20, 2011

All animals were harmed in the making of these boots.
Comments already published on Gwen's Facebook page pertaining to these boots:

They finally found out what to do with the clipped end of Cocker Spaniel tails...Did you have too much fire water at the Indian Trading Post...I'm not sure if they are going to attack or fly away..This is what happens when you let Davy Crockett design footwear...You were supposed to put them on an ark, not use every animal to make boots.

A religious theme: those boots are definitely not kosher...can you feel the voodoo power in those boots from so many sacrificed animals...Buddha missed out on Nirvana just by looking at them...In the end Allah collected all animals too him which was made easy by wearing those boots...let's just hope its true that All Dogs Go To Heaven...