Known for his foot fetishes, when Quentin Tarantino first saw these boots he nearly died from dehydration.
In Africa, the saying goes, "In the bush, an elephant can kill you, a leopard can kill you, and these boots can kill you, but only with these boots is death sure."
When Victor Frankenstein was asked to create these boots he said, "Do I look crazy to you?!"
In the late 1600s you were burned at the stake for wearing these boots.Ironic Bonus: In the middle ages they were used as torture devices for being a witch.
A common game in Ancient Greece was to guess what mythological creature these boots were made from.
When Lewis Carroll saw these boots he said, "I can finally put a face to the Jabberwocky."
Anne Geddes was asked to add these boots to a photo shoot, but she was afraid for her models' lives.
At the end of the sixth day, God created these boots, looked at them, frowned, and decided that he really needed a rest.
Considered the least prejudicial boots in existence - they will eat anyone indiscriminate of age, race or gender.
Much like the Avada Kedavra curse, the only way to defend against these boots is to get out of their way.
When the Time Traveler went to 802,701 A.D. he encountered the brutish Morlocks - the evolutionary descendants of these boots.
There once was an ol' cootWho wore these funny bootsMade of fur,And they purr,And cost a whole lot of loot.
The real "jump the shark" was when Fonzie started wearing these boots.
Very popular among Greek men where they are accessorized with chest hair.
"Word of warning... if they do lay into you, it's best just to let them finish."
When George Clinton of the P-Funk was asked what he thought of the boots, he said, "Hey, man, they stole my hairdo."
Worn by Felipe Rose, the Indian of the Village People.
Cruella de Vil owns four pairs.
Upon seeing these boots, Ingrid E. Newkirk, President of PETA, declared, "I give up."
Chewbacca wears these boots all the time, but you'd never know the difference.
Made with recycled Flintstones "vacuum cleaner" parts.
The result when Ron Weasley botched his transfiguration spell.
Don't stare directly at the boots as they might see it as a sign of aggression.
"Roadkill", by Manolo Blahnik.
His trainer told Jimmy the Superfly Snuka, "You either wear these boots when you wrestle or you wear nothing at all."
Accessories include, among others, hairbrush, detangling shampoo, jesses, wolfsbane, and a flea collar.
These boots made Hagrid cry.
The boots guaranteed to initiate a flight instinct.
What people don't realize is the Ewoks really rose up against the Empire because C3PO told them the Emperor wore these boots.
